JoeJas is the cool kid you slept on…idiot.

Sudeeflips! 4.0/5 BARKS.* I was ready to clown on JoeJas….I was ready to talk about how it sounded like he put the studio mic in his mouth, and just talked. I was going to talk about how Tyler The Creator was offended by his poor imitation of his music. I was ready. JoeJas however said,…More

Holy Fucking Shit…Where the fuck have I been?

This post isn’t the normal rate-review format. I’ve been an absent father, and it’s time for me to come clean. I LOVE what I’ve built in regards to Heavy Brutus. It’s been a phenomenal experience meeting new talent, listening to their work, writing posts that make many of you laugh (and some of you lash…More

Scalise won’t let you fall for fools coal…

From Nothing to Nothing 4.7/5 BARKS.* When I brushed the depression dust off my shoulders and rubbed the self-deprecating gunk from my eyes, I finally opened up the email from Scalise drummer Ben Schwartz. I wasn’t sure what to expect. I didn’t know if I was about to open up an album from a band…More